LilyHannah's Lullabies

May 22

omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed “hipster blog” and she turned around and snarled “fandom blog” and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there’s a rivalry we’re all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website

(via thehipsterlifestyle)

May 21

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uberzers:

anothercaptviridian:

ruraljackdaw:

So we opened the portal to Hell today

#I like how the teacher’s just like #m

(via mariosonic12)

May 20

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May 19

Tumblr Language: A Starter's Guide

Person on Tumblr: FUCK YOU. I HATE YOU. JUST LEAVE.
Translation: You are wonderful. Something that you have just done is wonderful. I love what you do/are/said/etc. Please continue in this fashion.
Person on Tumblr: HJAIOERJTIOASJFIOASD WI3ROKJIOADSF IOAEJIOKJA!!!!!
Translation: This makes me extremely emotional. Most likely in a positive sense.
Person on Tumblr: WHAT IS YOUR FACE. I CAN'T EVEN.
Translation: You are a very attractive individual. Congratulations.
Person on Tumblr: THAT'S IT. I QUIT.
Translation: You are very talented in your given endeavor (photoshopping/fic-writing, etc). Sometimes I wonder if I could ever achieve that level of skill. Please continue what you're doing; you are an inspiration.
Person on Tumblr: I want to have sex with you.
Translation: I want to have sex with you.

essvntially:

bonebiter:

me taking selfies with my main bitch welcome to australia fuckers

this will always be my fave

(via burningg-daisies)

May 18

togamivevo:

in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies

(via burningg-daisies)

queenofmanyfandoms:

femmejackfrost:

talikira:

hatefucking:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

fjdsahg TAKES OFF SKIN, THAT’S THE SPIRIT.

tAKES OUT FAJITA

crying omg.

(via justhopingforhappiness)

May 17

Seriously guys! These boys are on tumblr! Like Liam picking Princess Jasmine (How long have we said that Zayn is Princess Jasmine?) Zayn being the Buzz Lightyear to Liam’s Woody. Harry with his flower crowns? Louis looking like a punk god? They are stalking these tags! You can say that it’s twitter but I beg to differ! It’s TUMBLR! TUMBLR! TUMBLR! and If the lovely boys from 1D are watching

majorclusterfuck:

We love you, support you, and wish you nothing but the ultimate happiness #realshit!